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Hans sitzt in der Schule neben der Gretel und isst eine Brezel. Mutter stürmt aus dem Haus und schreit: "Eine Maus!" Vater läuft hinterdrein und wirft ihr die Maus um die Ohren. Gretel eilt zur Hilfe und verhaut Vater. Hans schüttelt den Kopf und murmelt: "Scheiss Alkohol!"
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